ok so all these guys who are like “men have it hard too!!! we’re expected to be manly and emotionless, we have feelings!!!” do realize that it’s other men who enforce those standards on guys. literally guys created those standards to be more powerful than women. so maybe instead of getting angry at girls for talking about their oppression, realize that you should be fighting with girls against unfair gender expectations and inequality
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
Best attitude to life ever.
remember this was the trailer before the movie on every tape and you would always see this part
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
A magnet falling through a copper pipe
jfc tag your science porn guys
deserves at least a sarcastic laugh.
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now